Monday, May 11, 2009

3rd Partial Blog Assignment #2


Well, Lowe Stand is a really ancient band from the times of Christ and all of his apostoles. This band was conformed with the eleven apostols playing a different instrument each and Jesus and Maria Magdalena as vocalist of the band. During that times, Lowe Stand played folkloric music, and it was with this music with the one Jesus spread the word of God. But as history says, Judas didn't only betrayed Jesus and turned him into the Roman power, but he also sell the rights of the band to satan himself.

Satan didn't liked the music they played, so he fired all of the band members and contracted new ones. The new band was formed by "El chupacabras" playing the accordeon, The "H1N1 influenze" playing the bottle, "Pablo Gastelum" surprising with the electric triangle, & Satan itself in the vocals, guitar, drums, bass, piano, dj, illumination, special efects, etc, (he's the devil, he can do what he wants). During this period of time, Lowe Stand made many classics such as, Beelzeboss, Muriendo Lento, Como la flor ft. Selena, A mis enemigos ft. El Valeado, and his bigger single, The number of the beast (many people think this is and original Iron Maiden but it's a common mistake, Lowe Stand lose a lot of rating becuase of Satan cause, so they had to selled the rights of some songs, includint this one, you thought some English people would had that imagination, of course not!, this had to be Satans making)

Well, after several decades, Satan started making several enemies with his music, so one day, Satan was defied by little Jimmy to a rock duel, if Satan won, he would take Jimmy's soul, but if Jimmy won, he would take Lowe Stand under his control. The rock off started and after several days, a chess game, three cups of tea, five runs to the UVM Campus Hermosillo perimeter and 3 Starbucks Coffe Frapucchino, the battled ended, and little Jimmy won the rock off. As said, Jimmy got the band and the devil went back to hell (This battle is representated in the final showdown in Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock as the final boss soundtrack, "The Devil Went Down To Georgia, by The Charlie Daniels Band).

After this, Lowe Stand made his final decisions on who would stayed and who would go. First of all, "El chupacabras" and the "Influenze H1N1" were fired, and Pablo Gastelum died becuase the "Influenze H1N1" had passed him the virus. Jimmy needed new members for his band so he started looking all along the world in the search of his new band members.

In his many journeys along the world, he found a bajist, Steve Harris, ex-member of Iron Maiden. Jimmy remembered that Steve Harris knew one of the best singles of Lowe Stand, "The number of the beast", and was really loved by many people in the world, and was a really good vocalist also. Steve Harris accepted and became the 2nd member of the new "Lowe Stand".

In another of his journey's, Jimmy descended to the depths of hell and went to pay a little visit to Satan. By surprise he found a great drummer, vocalist and guitarist, Beelzeboss, aparently, Satan wrote that song with special inspiration on his nephew's experience against Tenac - ios D, but he still had a great experience with those two instruments and with his voice. Jimmy asked Beelzeboss to join them, and he accepted, but he said he would only accept if they helped him find Kage. Jimmy accepted and there were now the 3 perefect people, but there was a shadow to fill in, so they had to search for a cool vocalist, one that would leave a mark in the world, one that would take them to the top of the world.

This search took him through all the world, he looked everywhere, but he couldn't managed to find out his lead vocalist. When he was about to give up, he heard it, it was the music of a famous separated band, Gun's & Roses, "Welcome to the jungle" was the theme, at this time, Jimmy remembered Axl Rose, a great vocalist. He looked everywhere, until he find him. He proposed him to join his band, but Axl Rose had 3 wishes, and Jimmy, wasn't a genius to provide them. Axl Rose wanted the following three things:
-his old voice
-his old body
&
-a personal striper
The last was possible, but the first to were almost impossible, getting back a lost voice, and making a 50 year old man with a 300kg body back to its 49 kg body was impossible. Jimmy was about to give up when he realized he had the devil in this side. He asked for help of Beelzeboss and this one lend it. Axl Rose recovered his old body and agreed to join Lowe Stand.



The all new Lowe Stand, a heavy metal band with the best of the best in their people:
-Jimmy Hendrix - Lead Guitar
Steve Harris - Lead Bass
Beelzeboss - Lead drums, secondary guitar & secondary vocal
Axl Rose - Lead Vocalist

The latest cd of this band is "Confronted with Insurmountable Opportunities", is a book that shares the greatest experiences of every member of the band, "Run to the hills" & "Fear of the Dark" from Steve Harris, the all new metal version of "Welcome to the jungle" and "November Rain" courtesy of Axl Rose, and many more. It also contains inedit content and many other, the purpose of this album is to show people that even thought you're lost after the battle, you still have to confront some opportunities, and that is what shows that even after defeat, separating of original band, and many other troubles, someone can come back from the grave and demonstrate their power with metal.

That was all, hope you enjoy it xD, I had a lot of fun writing hahaha, see ya in class people.

2 comments:

  1. Now that's what I call a rock story!

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  2. haha the best story of the 5 so farrr, and that was unexpectd.. i mean, i just start laughing with the first part with Jesus, but i didn't expect the rest of the story with J. Hendrix xDDDDDDDD aahaha
    at. Marcos

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